uglyodd:

my brain in times of crisis:

fozzie:

i cant keep up with tumblr drama because new “popular text post bloggers” appear out of the ether fully fledged with 200k followers and everyone already apparently knows who they are and then 2 days later i see a callout post with information dating back 5 years as if this person didnt just pop into existence earlier in the week

snoozlebee:

i-fought-space:

i-fought-space:

writing-prompt-s:

After gaining the ability to see everyone’s red strings of fate tying soul mates to each other. You realize your string extends past the sky.

somebody’s gonna fuck an alien you guys!!!

or possibly the moon!!!

*sensually unbuckles orion’s belt*

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

fieldbears:

likkistu-ormur:

I went to the farmer’s market yesterday and at the honey guy’s booth and there were all these bees just hangin out.  Checking out the beeswax tabs, floating around the honey jars, not being aggressive, just really gentle and investigating or something

and as he was giving me a sample of the wildflower honey one of them landed on his hand and he just took a drop from the jar and dabbed it on his hand for the bee, and when I asked if they were his bees he said “No, but they show up every time I come out, I think they just know my truck” and this guy is well-known among the local bees and lets them sit on his hand and eat his honey and I just really like the bee guy

What more of an endorsement could you hope for

you met a fucking forest nymph

murreal:

teachers: don’t come to class when you’re sick!! it’s better for everyone if you stay home

also teachers: oh yeah just remember that you will be harshly penalized over missing class for any reason, including physical sickness!

every student, ever:

silver-millennial:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

pajaro–raro:

micdotcom:

Watch: This morning Donald Trump doubled down on his sexist attacks against Alicia

I met Alicia Machado in Venezuela when I was a little girl. I looked up to her a lot. Nobody deserves this kind of treatment.

 Donald Trump’s treatment of this woman is just yet more evidence of the hateful and VILE creature he is

bbyfggt:

eltigrechico:

cockhaver:

She never will, King

Hi! Update! I CANT COPE

libertybill:

pattyjenkins:

And he goes, “What are you?”
    Which is fucking rude.